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  1. WeN  RaJnIkAnT was a student
    ???????Teachers used to bunk class..
  2. 1st pagal - main is mental hospital mein naya hu , mujhe paglo k Guru se milna hai
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    2nd pagal - shhhhh
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    Chup awaaz mat karo
    Guru ji ye post padh rahe hain :P:P
  3. DABANG Style:

    SIR:- Pankaj tumhare saare answers galat hain..

    Pankaj:- kamaal karte ho sir ji.. 
    marks hi to maang rahe hain..
    pyar se de do warna thappad
    maar ke bhi le sakte hain....!

    SIR:- Battamiz.. !!!

    Pankaj:- Battamiz se yaad aaya sir
    aapke pitaji kaise hain??

    SIR:- nikal ja class se..!!!

    Pankaj:- Chup-chap marks de do..
    warna anwers sheet mein itne chedd
    karunga ki confuze ho jaoge
    ki fail
    kahan likhe aur zero
    kahaan dein. :P :P
  4. Sir: Tell me murgiyo ki tange choti q hoti hai ??

    Student: Sir agar murgiyo ki tange lambi huyi to ande gir kar toot jayenge....haha

    Sir shocked
    Student Rocked...
  5. Once while playing Rajnikanth said “STATUE” to a person………

    Now that person is known as “STATUE OF LIBERTY”….
  6. Killer JOke >>
    GF- Where r u?
    BF- I m at Bank
    GF- I need 30000 Rs for
    Blackberry & 5000 Rs for haircut
    BF- Sorry, I mean I was at d Bank
    of a River. Machhi khayegi machhi.
  7. Once there was a crow.......................
    And he was very very
    thirsty.......................
    the uton paindi c agg..........................
    and crow saw a pani the jug................
    the pani was very very thoda...............
    and the crow kathey karing the
    roda.........
    rodeya naal pani utey ho
    gya................................
    and the crow pani p k............
    o gya o gya o gya ! . .
    Moral : where the is pani
    thoda........................
    there should b a
    roda..................................... :D :D
  8. LaMbI jUdAi (student Remix )-char dino ka exam o RaBbA, lambi parhai lambi parhai
    Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na parhne se jan meri jaye hamesha..
    Kitne zamane baad o rabba tution lagaya,tution lagaya
    sota rha mai classon mein apni teacher se roz roz pit ke mai aaya ...
    Kitna pita hun chalna phirna bhool gya hun...
    4 dino ka exam oo rabba lambi parahi lambi parhai lambi parahi ..................for all students lol :p:p:p
  9. Girl 2 his boyfriend - yun mat kheench tu mujhe apni taraf sanam
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    .branded top hai phat gayi to boht pitega maa kasam!!
  10. Husband texts to wife on cell..

    "Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

    Wife: I'm dying..!

    Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

    Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

    Husband: "Bloody English Language!
  11. Side effect of excess study :p
    A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
    He Wanted To See The Menu
    But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

    He Asked Waiter,
    "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
  12. Techr:Hanumaan kon c. . . . . ... .

    Stdnt : jatt c.. . .

    Techr : o kive ?

    kyoki usda nam hanu c te...
    MAAN ohda srname c. . .

    vese v ohde kam v jatta wale c.
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    janani kise di c,
    chakki kise ne,
    labbda aap phire.....
  13. Santa hath me blade se cut maar ra tha.. Wife-ye kya kr re ho ? Santa-dettol ki shishi tut gi h... Aise thodi na waste hone denge, la teri b ungli kat du..hahaha
  14. Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…

    Waha wah…!!!

    Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…

    Waha wah…!!!

    A.C.P. Pradyuman ne kaha “Socho Daya Sochoo…
  15. Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

    Gaur farmayiga…

    Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

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    Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony
  16. Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
    jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

    Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

    l)('',)____//\_
    ]""""""""""""[

    TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye? :D :D :D
  17. Teacher : Why are u late?
    all ur classmates came to class on time.

    Student : “Jhund me kutte ate hain sir.. sher to akela ata hai.”
  18. Air and Students have the same Mentality

    U know how?

    Both are turning the books pages without reading.
  19. Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
    Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
    Jane do Beta,
    Ye Khud School aa jayega
    Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai!
  20. Teacher : ‘A’ for?
    Student : Apple !!!

    Teacher : Jor se bolo…
    Student : JAI MATA DI
  21. Question: "How to kill an ant?"

    Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

    Student:
    Mix chilli powder with sugar,
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    Keep it outside the ant's hole

    After eating,
    ant will search for some water near a water tank.
    Push ant in to it!
    Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
    When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
    Then admit wounded ant in icu!
    And then
    remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

    Moral:
    Don't play with students!
    They can do any thing for 10 marks
  22. A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

    Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”
  23. KID FAILS IN EXAM:
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    Dad: Here after don't call me as dad..
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    Kid: Oh,come on dad,it was just a school test not the DNA test...
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    Rocking Generation!!
  24. Dear Computer User,

    I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
    The Keys 0f Keyboard,
    But
    0ne question…

    Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
    With All Your Power?

    Yours sincerely,
    ‘ENTER’ Key!
  25. Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
    She types “BRAIN” as password
    Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
    Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
    :D :D :D :D :D :D
  26. Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
    So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….
    That building is now known as…
    …THE WHITE HOUSE…;)
  27. one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
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    rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..
  28. Someday Rajnikanth got angry wit her mother n threw away her dinner set
    today people refer to them as flying saucer n ufo ]:)
  29. Time and tide waits for Rajnikanth…! Mind it..!
  30. All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did…
    Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?
    Ans-DOSA…
  31.   Rajnikant’s ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz,
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    Rajnikant shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”
  32. A astrologer was boasting himself to all the people that he can answer any question asked to him .Then one man asked him “when will rajni die”.
    He answered ” I have doubt that even god can answer that question”
  33. once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
    climax:~
    but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
    the person says
    “i m kanth, rajnikanth”
  34. Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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    Emran hashmi. :)
  35. Worldcup schedule
    2011GROUP A
    AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
    …GROUP B
    IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
    GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
  36. Once a flat chested girl cme to rajnikant nd asked to help her out of her problem…
    Rajnikant kissed her chest nd nw that girl is called Pamela Anderson…..
  37. Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
    When the boy entered,
    rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm?? :p
    And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’:D :D
  38. Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
    When the boy entered,
    rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm?? :p
    And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’:D :Dh
  39. Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.
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    We now know him as Baba Ramdev.. ;-)
  40. Headline Of Today.. Ek train cycle ki chapet main ayi.. Train main sawar sbhi log mare gaye..
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    News :Cycle driver “RAJNIKANT” Farrar :-) Ek train cycle ki chapet main ayi.. Train main sawar sbhi log mare gaye..
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    News :Cycle driver “RAJNIKANT” Farrar :-)
  41. Finally scientists get success in finding actual reason of tsunami
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    Rajnikant was swimming in the ocean that day!
  42. Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
    rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?….
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    Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…
  43. once dinosaur asked rajnikant for some money and then rajni gave tht..aftr few yrss dinosaur told rajni that he wiill not return his money.frm tht tm
    it waz last tm when dinosaur appeared
  44. Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths.
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    Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:P
  45. Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship
    of course rajni won.
    But
    guess
    what did he make in final???
    Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
    Rajni rocks
  46. Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses frm zoo?
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    .Y?
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    To Play chess!!!!!!
  47. Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose..,
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    That boy 2day is known as,
    ‘Himesh Reshammiya’!!
  48. Once a boy ws playin cricket outside rajinikant’s house & the ball hit rajnikant’s window.Rajnikant took d ball n told d boy 2 play slowly……
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    that boy is none other than Rahul Dravid!! :P
  49. Kal Pure INDIA Me Light Chali Gayi,
    kyO Pata Hai..
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    Rajnikant Bhai mObile Charge Kar Rahe The . .
  50. after 20 years….
    robots will make film called Rajnikant !! :D
  51. Why Airtel changed their Logo??
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    Because Rajnikanth didn’t like it :P
  52. IN INDIA FARMERS STOPED COMMITING SUISIDE….
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    rajni tried to play FARMWILLL….:d
  53. Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”..
    Now dat grl is known as..
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    Dolly Bindra :D
  54. Once rajnikanth scred a goal…
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    But the ‘rajni’(f)act is that..it was his own cross..:-P.
  55. CAT is outdated. Now the students have to prepare for RAT.
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    Wondering what it is?
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    RAJNIKANTH APTITUDE TEST
  56. The death of Micheal jackson is revealed
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    The day before he died
    He saw Rajanikanths Dance
    And he got shocked
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    Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”
  57. Rajnikant is d only person in world
    who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake !! :D
  58. When RAJNIKANTswitch on his AC without closing the door.
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    Winter starts in INDIA.? HAPPY WINTER .:
  59. Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum..
    wah wah
    Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum…
    wah wah
    Aage kya hua? Hona kya tha, Rajnikant ne phoonk mari, Aur sukh gaye hum!!
  60. Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
    Boy: Hasrat Tmhari
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    Girl: Dekhte Ho Kya?
    Boy: Surat Tmhari
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    Girl: Karte Ho Kya?
    Boy: Pooja Tmhari
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    Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
    Boy: Aisa He Sahi,
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    Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
    Boy: Mohabbat Tmhari
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    Girl: Pachtao Ge
    Boy: Kismat Hamari.
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    Girl: Married Hun Mai.
    Boy: Pehle Batati Manhoos Maari!:D :D ;)
  61. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

    Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
    Banta Singh : Ok
    Interviewer : Made in India
    Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
    Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
    Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
    Interviewer : Maxi Mum
    Banta Singh : Mini Dad
    Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
    Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
    Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
    Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
    Interviewer : I say you get out!
    Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
    Interviewer : I reject you!
    Banta Singh : You appoint me
  62. Best Math Jokes :--

    Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

    Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.
  63. Funny Jokes :--

    Boy: Where Are You Going?
    Girl: For Suicide..
    Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
    Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper.......
  64. Santa Banta Jokes :--

    Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
    Santa says... Drink quickly......
    Wife asks why...
    Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
  65. Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news.
    Patient: Whats is it doc?
    Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live.
    Patient: Oh my God!
    Doctor: The worse news is that I was tried telling this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable. 
  66. Santa - My wife died yesterday..
    I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
    what to do?
    Banta - No Problem.
    Just Imagine she Came Back. 
  67. A Five year old boy was trying to write a letter

    Dad: What are you writing my son ??

    Son: Love letter to my girlfriend !!!

    Dad: Do you know how to write ??

    Son: No!!! So what...
    She also doesn't know how to read
    It's Love Dad you won't
    Understand.... :P
  68. Son : Dad , What do I give my girlfriend as a gift ?

    Dad : How does she look ? O.o

    Son : She looks sweet,pretty,fun to be with and of course Lovely =D ♥

    Dad : Give her my number :p
  69. Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

    From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

    She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

    Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

    As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

    Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.
    Hope you said Hello to them.." :-D
  70. A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
    The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
    The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
    "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
    The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
  71. Boy : Would you like to be the sun of my Life ? 
    Girl : Awwww ... Yes ! 
    Boy : Then stay 9,995,887.6 Miles away from me
  72. "Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said the boy.
    "Why not, son?"

    "Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."

    "But why don't you want to go today?"

    "Because our English teacher died yesterday!"
  73. We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
    C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

    at home, we have to "STUDY".
    S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.

    in class, we're given "HOMEWORK."
    H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

    while doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
    TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.....
  74. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
    Rajni: ok..
    Nxt day…
    Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow???
  75. Ek baar Police ne Rajnikant ko jurm karte dekh liya...
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    Bas uss din se kaanun andha ho gaya...!!! :P ;) Rofl!!
  76. Once upon a time

    Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth

    today that powder is known as

    "AMBUJA CEMENT"
  77. Rajnikanth had once got 99/100 in English dictation in school because he's Unable to spell 'Fear' right.. COZ' He didn't know the word at all..
  78. RajniKanth'S fAVOURITE dish_______
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    _____ KABAB 'ALIEN' Massalam _____
  79. Rajnikanth Touched the __Tower Of PesA__
    Today it is Known to us as.....
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    ''' Leaning Tower Of Pesa ''' 
  80. Once,
    During a Cricket Match India needed 24 Runs Of 4 Balls Sachin said tu Rajnikanth'' I can Make this..'' Rajni didn't allow him to do so. He Himself came on Strike.

    Then Rajni stopped the Coming Ball &
    Make 4 pieces of It and he shot all of them Out of Grond 
    and Hence India Won the MATCH..!!
  81. Once Rajnikanth was playing CRICKET during monsoons...
    Guess what happen's
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    Rain cancelled due to MATCH... :D
  82. RoNaldo can Kick a FootBall Over 50 Yards.
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    EVEN Further..!! ___MIND IT____ f
  83. Rajnikanth thinking changing his name to.
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    'Rajni kan'
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    There really isn't anything like ''Rajni can't''...!lmo
  84. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, 
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    Rajanikanth..!!! ;) G'night..
  85. And the Rajnikanth award goes to...
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    Oscar!!
  86. Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he should share at least 1% of his knowledge with the world...
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    Thus google was born..
  87. Once...
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    RAJINIKANTH kicked a horse in its chin..
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    its desendants are now called giraffes.. :-)
  88. How did Paul the psyco octopus die...
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    He was asked to predict the death of Rajnikanth..!
  89. Once Rajni needed to have a medical checkup. The doctors used a seismograph located in California to record his pulse on the RICHTER SCALE. PS all seismographs nearer collapsed... f
  90. Husband: “ Tum Meri Kis Cheez Se Sabse zyada Impress Ho..?”
    Life Style, Car, Bank Balance?
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    Biwi: “Tumhare romance Se, Tumhare Jesa romance pure Mohalle Mein Kisi Ko Nahi Aata..!
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  91. Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha "
    Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd
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    Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
    jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs.
    the.
    Pati : Ye kya?
    Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to
    1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi.
    Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200
    Rs. Kyun?
    Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye. ;) :D
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  92. Mom to her Son - kya kar rahe ho ?

    Son - Padh raha hu..

    Mom - Excellent !!... Kya padh rahe ho?..

    Son - aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs!! :D f
  93. Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

    Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

    Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

    Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

    Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.
  94. Teacher:= Why did you laugh?
    Boy: I saw 1 strap of your bra.
    Teacher: Get out of the class for one
    week.
    2nd boy laughed.
    Teacher: Why did you laugh?
    Boy: I saw both straps.
    Teacher: Get out for one month.
    She bent down to take chalk, Boy
    started walking out !!!
    Teacher: Why are you going out!!!
    Boy:= What I just saw, I think my
    school days are over =P
  95. PHODU JOKE!!!
    Lalu: "I love u"ka matlab kya hai?
    SONIA: Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
    LALU: lo kar lo baat.Angreji me ek sawal
    ka puch liya, Pagli fida ho gai hum
    pe..:-P:-D
  96. Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

    Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

    Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

    Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

    Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.
  97. Maths sir: wht is a 'Line'?
    Santa: A line is a dot, going 4 a walk!
    Sir: so wat r parallel lines.?
    Santa: A dot going walk wid his grlfrnd. :D g
  98. Lady : Yar mere paise chori ho gye!! :(
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    2nd Lady : lekin tum to paise blouse me rakhti thi na ?
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    1st Lady : ha, par mujhe kya pata tha
    wo kamina, paise churane k liye hath daal rha h !!! g
  99. Once Rajinikanth raced with time, time is still running. g
  100. Teacher :What happened in 1809?
    Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
    Teacher :What happened in 1819?
    Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
  101. A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
    The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Student g
  102. After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

    He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
    tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

    "Battery is OK" g
  103. isne saalon me sabb kuch badal gaya...
    .
    .
    nahi badla to sirf-
    .
    .
    .
    .
    M.D.H masalon ki advertisement wala BuDdAh... g
  104. A man to Santa:
    Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
    Santa rushes home and came back within
    half an hour and slapped the man
    and said:
    "He's not my friend." g
  105. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

    Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
    Banta Singh : Ok
    Interviewer : Made in India
    Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
    Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
    Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
    Interviewer : Maxi Mum
    Banta Singh : Mini Dad
    Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
    Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
    Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
    Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
    Interviewer : I say you get out!
    Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
    Interviewer : I reject you!
    Banta Singh : You appoint me
     
  106. A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari.
    .
    Policemen Arrives.
    .
    Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!
    .
    .
    Police Replied:- You’re Suchmaterialistic.
    You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left
    Arm Has Been Cut Off.
    .
    Man-: (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells.)
    OMG! My Rolex Watch!
     
  107. ‎1 Murghi Ne BAAZ se shaadi karli
    .
    .
    .
    Murgha: Hum mar gaye the kya
    .
    .
    .
    Murghi: Main to tumse hi shaadi karna
    chahti thi par Mom-Dad chahte the
    lardka Air-Force mai ho.[;)]
     g
  108. Old but epic.. 
    Gabbar - Arre O Sambha, kitne aadmi the?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    . .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ... . .
    .
    Sambha - Pata nahin sarkar, main to
    ladkiyan dekh raha tha.....:D
     g
  109. Little kid :mom, y do u say dat my bro is an angel? 
    Mom :Coz he's so little n babies alwz luk lyk angls bt y u r askn? 
    Kid :coz I thrw hm out of the windw n he
    dint fly :$ :p g
  110. Salesman:- Sir cockroach ke liye powder
    loge kya? 
    Santa:- Nahi,
    "Hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!"
    "Aaj powder laga denge to kal DEO mangega ;) 
    lolzzz :p g
  111. Life of a Student:
    .
    PC hai net Nahi,
    .
    ATM Hai paise Nahi,
    . Cell Hai balance Nahi,
    .
    EXAM hai tension Nahi,
    .
    Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!,
    . Kal result hai, par darr to kisi k baap ka
    bbi nahi :D g
  112. Golden Words By Hitler:
    If u cant fly, run
    if u cant run, walk
    if u cant walk, crawl
    but.. keep moving
    Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai? g
  113. Pappu Pinko ko pasand
    karta hay,
    aur Pinki Pappu
    kbhai ko…
    Jab k Pappu k
    bhaiko
    Pinki ki behan achi
    lagti hai aur
    Pinki ki behan
    ko
    Pappu pasand karti hai. Halan-k Pappu pehle hi
    Pinkiko chahta hai….
    Ab jab-
    k Pinko ko Pappu acha
    nahin lagta aur
    Pappu ka
    bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi
    hay aur
    Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
    jab k Pinki ki behan ko
    Pappu ka bhai acha nahin
    lagta…
    To ye unka personal
    problem hay.
    Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho ? xP xD
     g
  114. Girl:- Chalte- chalte yuhi ruk jati
    hun mai. Baithe-baithe kahi kho
    jati hun mai. Kya yahi pyar hai.
    Boy: Nahi re kamjori hai GLUCOSE
    pi warna mar jayegi.:-D:-P g
  115. 'pathan: Express kitne baje ati hai?
    TT: 9 baje 
    pathan: Maal Gaadi?
    TT: 1 baje
    pathan: Local?
    TT: 12 baje
    TT: jana kahan hai?..pathan: Patri Cross kerni hai...';) :p g
  116. World agar bina GIRLS ke ho jaye to kya hoga:
    Galiyan Sunsan,
    College Viraan,
    Duniya Pareshan,
    Tanha Insaan,
    ... Na Jaanu Na Jaan..
    Har Taraf Bus 

    "JAI HANUMAN" g
  117. ‎4 dost beer p rhe the, ki Table pe rkha mobile baja...!!! 
    Boy-Hello
    GF-Janu I m in markt, kya me 50000 ka gold set le lu?
    Boy-ha janu le lo :) 
    GF-Silk suit b jo 5500 ki h?
    Boy-1 nahi, 2-4 lelo :)
    GF-Ok dear tumhara credt card mere pas hai, usi se le rhi hu.
    Boy- ha theek h.
    Sare dost: Tu pagal h ya tujhe chadh gai h,
    Ya tu hame btana chata k tu g.f ko kitna chahta he !!!
    Boy-Wo sab chhoro, pehle ye batao k ye
    MOBILE KISKA HAI !!!
    Har 1 frnd Kamina hota hai.>=) =))
     
  118. Must Read :-):-)
    Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park
    mei roz milne jati
    Wo roz time par pohonchti, lekin
    ladka hamesha late ata
    Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nai
    hoti
    Ek din ladki park mei nahi
    pohonchi,
    Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya (>_
    _<)
    Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood
    cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din
    jiyegi:O
    Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucide
    karne buildng ke 100th floor par
    gaya
    Aur ladki k liye 1 letter chodda
    Usme likha tha"Tum mera
    hamesha wait karti thi or me roz
    late ata tha lekin aaj mai jaldi
    pohonch raha hu or tumara wait
    karunga :')
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha
    se ja raha tha
    Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha
    payega?
    Janne k liye
    Dekhiye SHAKTIMAAN Sunday 10
    baje DD1 par ..:P:P:-D:-D
     g
  119. Ek Din Beti Apne Baap Se Boli Baiti:
    .
    .
    "Daddy, Main Maa Banne Wali Hu"
    .
    .
    .
    Baap: “ Besaram, Kya Keh Rahi Hai
    Tu? ”
    .
    .
    .
    Beti: “Papa Aap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha Jab
    Tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati tab tak Aap
    muje
    ‘Activa’ Nahi Dilaoge:D..
     g
  120. Boy : Why Don't u had a boyfriend yet ?
    .
    .
    Girl : Am not allowed to have boyfriend , Why don't u have girlfriend ..?
    .
    .
    Boy : Coz ur not allowed to have
    boyfriend yet ...! :) ♥ [ ISE KHETE HAI FLIRT... KUCH SIKHO BOYZ
    IS LADKE SE ]....:D
     g
  121. Ek Bhikhari: Arey yaar !
    Koi meri CYCLE chura le gaya aur apni
    BIKE yahan rakh gaya

    Dusra Bhikhari : Abe tu to Luut gaya
    yaar !
    Ye to PETROL se chalti hai. g
  122. Santa: The weather has not been too bad this week.
    Banta: But it's so wet all over.
    Santa: Yeah, bcoz it only rained twice. 1st time for 3 days and 2nd time for 4 days. g
  123. C.C.D ke form nikle h agar aply krna hai to 25 june last date hai,Form le lena.
    salry 29000 h.



    C.C.D means Chppl Chor Department..