These days mobile phones have become an integral part of life, and have changed the way of communication in this modern world. But, mobile technology combined with internet technology is a big boon. It provide us a lot of advantages like browsing internet on our cellular phone at any time. One of the major advantage is of short messaging service (sms) through online sites which only require our contact detail of the cellular handset. Various advantages of sending messages through these sites are listed:

1. Saves typing time (time required for typing in these sites is less as compared to typing on cellular phone).
2. You can send messages free of cost to any contact no across India while you have to pay messaging cost in cellular phones.
3. You can send messages to any person across world and can get instant reply on your cellular handset i.e within few minutes.
4. You can send unlimited messages per day and moreover some sites provide advantage of sending message more than 160 words.

Here are some sites which offer these advantages:

160by2               

Way2SMS

FullonSMS

SMS440

Indyarocks

Atrochatro

Site2Sms  

Text4free  

•  *#06# :- For checking IMEI.

•  *#0000# To view software version.

• *#7780#  :- Reset to factory settings.

• *#2820#  :- Bluetooth device address.

• *#746025625# :- Sim clock allowed status.

• #pw+1234567890+1# :- Shows if ur sim as any restrictions.

Hello friends Here i want to show you how to disable speech recognition in Window 7.It is so easy and simple.

As we all know Google provide us new facalities daily .For every query google provide us several solution, more over for  mathematical calculation Google give us direct answer.But for that we have to type in the figures and Google would deduce the results for you and display to you

Some peaples have multiple account on facebook mainly we can say one for their own professional purpose,  
one for family and close friends and other for games and application. so to manage all account you need multiple browser for automatic login. or doing on one browser it required login and logout with multiple account to access them .

But now you can handle these multiple account simultaneously through the google crome extension for that click on link below

       fbQuickLogin for multiple Facebook™

This google chrome extension allow you to manage upto 5 facebook account at the same time. This extension is also safe because pasword are encryped and stored only on your computer. Moreover, it can enter the data access and change our profile for each account with a click from facebook.

Firstly sign -in facebook account then

• Click on Account, which is at the top-right of your screen.
• Then click on Application Settings from the list.
• Change the Show drop down box to Authorized. This will show all the application you've ever given permission to.
• To remove the wishing application just click X button which is far right
• Then a pop-up box will appear which asking you that you really wanna remove that application then click on Remove and then Ok.

• Open Winrar.

• Go to Option And then go to Settings.
• After Go to setting a Dilog box will appear.
• In setting go to Integration.It will look like that :

• Tick on the ISO And other if you want them.
• After you tick click ok.
• And try For the image you want to open in Winrar.

Hello friends today,.as we all know google is the best search engine in the world that provide imformation related to our problem. I am going to show you some funny and amazing tricks that you can do with google and share it with your friends as all tricks are simple to implement and interesting to see effect on google. 

Note try to use these tricks in  "I'm Feeling lucky Button"

1  Google Gravity  

2  elgooG

This will tilt on the google screen as shown in the below figure

5  Epic Google 

6  Weenie Google

7 Rainbow Google

8 Disappearing oo in google

11 Put Your Name On Google Logo

12 Google In Black

15 Google Pirate

• A software is made to Run Android Application On System Called "BLUESTACKS".

• First you have to download the Software By clicking on Download option Below.

Download

Step 1 :- Download and Install PCSX2

The latest Window 8 preview is for download from 31st May.

iOS 6 Vs Android 4.1 Jelly Bean Vs Winows 8 - Comparision

• Hello friends are you in search of Facebook Funny Status and wants to make someone happy .So for you here are few Funny status

                           

1. WeN  RaJnIkAnT was a student
   ???????Teachers used to bunk class..
2. 1st pagal - main is mental hospital mein naya hu , mujhe paglo k Guru se milna hai
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   2nd pagal - shhhhh
   shhhhhh
   Chup awaaz mat karo
   Guru ji ye post padh rahe hain :P:P
3. DABANG Style:
   
   SIR:- Pankaj tumhare saare answers galat hain..
   
   Pankaj:- kamaal karte ho sir ji.. 
   marks hi to maang rahe hain..
   pyar se de do warna thappad
   maar ke bhi le sakte hain....!
   
   SIR:- Battamiz.. !!!
   
   Pankaj:- Battamiz se yaad aaya sir
   aapke pitaji kaise hain??
   
   SIR:- nikal ja class se..!!!
   
   Pankaj:- Chup-chap marks de do..
   warna anwers sheet mein itne chedd
   karunga ki confuze ho jaoge
   ki fail
   kahan likhe aur zero
   kahaan dein. :P :P
4. Sir: Tell me murgiyo ki tange choti q hoti hai ??
   
   Student: Sir agar murgiyo ki tange lambi huyi to ande gir kar toot jayenge....haha
   
   Sir shocked
   Student Rocked...
5. Once while playing Rajnikanth said “STATUE” to a person………
   
   Now that person is known as “STATUE OF LIBERTY”….
6. Killer JOke >>
   GF- Where r u?
   BF- I m at Bank
   GF- I need 30000 Rs for
   Blackberry & 5000 Rs for haircut
   BF- Sorry, I mean I was at d Bank
   of a River. Machhi khayegi machhi.
7. Once there was a crow.......................
   And he was very very
   thirsty.......................
   the uton paindi c agg..........................
   and crow saw a pani the jug................
   the pani was very very thoda...............
   and the crow kathey karing the
   roda.........
   rodeya naal pani utey ho
   gya................................
   and the crow pani p k............
   o gya o gya o gya ! . .
   Moral : where the is pani
   thoda........................
   there should b a
   roda..................................... :D :D
8. LaMbI jUdAi (student Remix )-char dino ka exam o RaBbA, lambi parhai lambi parhai
   Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na parhne se jan meri jaye hamesha..
   Kitne zamane baad o rabba tution lagaya,tution lagaya
   sota rha mai classon mein apni teacher se roz roz pit ke mai aaya ...
   Kitna pita hun chalna phirna bhool gya hun...
   4 dino ka exam oo rabba lambi parahi lambi parhai lambi parahi ..................for all students lol :p:p:p
9. Girl 2 his boyfriend - yun mat kheench tu mujhe apni taraf sanam
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   .branded top hai phat gayi to boht pitega maa kasam!!
10. Husband texts to wife on cell..
    
    "Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
    
    Wife: I'm dying..!
    
    Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
    
    Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
    
    Husband: "Bloody English Language!
11. Side effect of excess study :p
    A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
    He Wanted To See The Menu
    But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
    
    He Asked Waiter,
    "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
12. Techr:Hanumaan kon c. . . . . ... .
    
    Stdnt : jatt c.. . .
    
    Techr : o kive ?
    
    kyoki usda nam hanu c te...
    MAAN ohda srname c. . .
    
    vese v ohde kam v jatta wale c.
    ...
    janani kise di c,
    chakki kise ne,
    labbda aap phire.....
13. Santa hath me blade se cut maar ra tha.. Wife-ye kya kr re ho ? Santa-dettol ki shishi tut gi h... Aise thodi na waste hone denge, la teri b ungli kat du..hahaha
14. Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…
    
    Waha wah…!!!
    
    Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…
    
    Waha wah…!!!
    
    A.C.P. Pradyuman ne kaha “Socho Daya Sochoo…
15. Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
    
    Gaur farmayiga…
    
    Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
    
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    Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony
16. Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
    jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?
    
    Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche
    
    l)('',)____//\_
    ]""""""""""""[
    
    TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye? :D :D :D
17. Teacher : Why are u late?
    all ur classmates came to class on time.
    
    Student : “Jhund me kutte ate hain sir.. sher to akela ata hai.”
18. Air and Students have the same Mentality
    
    U know how?
    
    Both are turning the books pages without reading.
19. Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
    Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
    Jane do Beta,
    Ye Khud School aa jayega
    Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai!
20. Teacher : ‘A’ for?
    Student : Apple !!!
    
    Teacher : Jor se bolo…
    Student : JAI MATA DI
21. Question: "How to kill an ant?"
    
    Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
    
    Student:
    Mix chilli powder with sugar,
    &
    Keep it outside the ant's hole
    
    After eating,
    ant will search for some water near a water tank.
    Push ant in to it!
    Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
    When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
    Then admit wounded ant in icu!
    And then
    remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
    
    Moral:
    Don't play with students!
    They can do any thing for 10 marks
22. A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
    
    Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”
23. KID FAILS IN EXAM:
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    Dad: Here after don't call me as dad..
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    Kid: Oh,come on dad,it was just a school test not the DNA test...
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    Rocking Generation!!
24. Dear Computer User,
    
    I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
    The Keys 0f Keyboard,
    But
    0ne question…
    
    Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
    With All Your Power?
    
    Yours sincerely,
    ‘ENTER’ Key!
25. Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
    She types “BRAIN” as password
    Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
    Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
    :D :D :D :D :D :D
26. Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
    So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….
    That building is now known as…
    …THE WHITE HOUSE…;)
27. one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
    later they found
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    rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..
28. Someday Rajnikanth got angry wit her mother n threw away her dinner set
    today people refer to them as flying saucer n ufo ]:)
29. Time and tide waits for Rajnikanth…! Mind it..!
30. All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did…
    Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?
    Ans-DOSA…
31.   Rajnikant’s ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz,
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    Rajnikant shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”
32. A astrologer was boasting himself to all the people that he can answer any question asked to him .Then one man asked him “when will rajni die”.
    He answered ” I have doubt that even god can answer that question”
33. once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
    climax:~
    but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
    the person says
    “i m kanth, rajnikanth”
34. Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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35. Worldcup schedule
    2011GROUP A
    AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
    …GROUP B
    IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
    GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
36. Once a flat chested girl cme to rajnikant nd asked to help her out of her problem…
    Rajnikant kissed her chest nd nw that girl is called Pamela Anderson…..
37. Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
    When the boy entered,
    rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm?? :p
    And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’:D 
38. Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
    When the boy entered,
    rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm?? :p
    And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’:D h
39. Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.
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    We now know him as Baba Ramdev.. 
40. Headline Of Today.. Ek train cycle ki chapet main ayi.. Train main sawar sbhi log mare gaye..
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    News :Cycle driver “RAJNIKANT” Farrar  Ek train cycle ki chapet main ayi.. Train main sawar sbhi log mare gaye..
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    News :Cycle driver “RAJNIKANT” Farrar 
41. Finally scientists get success in finding actual reason of tsunami
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    Rajnikant was swimming in the ocean that day!
42. Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
    rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?….
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    Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…
43. once dinosaur asked rajnikant for some money and then rajni gave tht..aftr few yrss dinosaur told rajni that he wiill not return his money.frm tht tm
    it waz last tm when dinosaur appeared
44. Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths.
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    Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:P
45. Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship
    of course rajni won.
    But
    guess
    what did he make in final???
    Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
    Rajni rocks
46. Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses frm zoo?
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    .Y?
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    To Play chess!!!!!!
47. Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose..,
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    That boy 2day is known as,
    ‘Himesh Reshammiya’!!
48. Once a boy ws playin cricket outside rajinikant’s house & the ball hit rajnikant’s window.Rajnikant took d ball n told d boy 2 play slowly……
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    that boy is none other than Rahul Dravid!! 
49. Kal Pure INDIA Me Light Chali Gayi,
    kyO Pata Hai..
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    kyO Ki..
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    Rajnikant Bhai mObile Charge Kar Rahe The . .
50. after 20 years….
    robots will make film called Rajnikant !! 
51. Why Airtel changed their Logo??
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    Because Rajnikanth didn’t like it 
52. IN INDIA FARMERS STOPED COMMITING SUISIDE….
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    rajni tried to play FARMWILLL….:d
53. Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”..
    Now dat grl is known as..
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    Dolly Bindra 
54. Once rajnikanth scred a goal…
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    But the ‘rajni’(f)act is that..it was his own cross..:-P.
55. CAT is outdated. Now the students have to prepare for RAT.
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    Wondering what it is?
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    RAJNIKANTH APTITUDE TEST
56. The death of Micheal jackson is revealed
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    The day before he died
    He saw Rajanikanths Dance
    And he got shocked
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    Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”
57. Rajnikant is d only person in world
    who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake !! 
58. When RAJNIKANTswitch on his AC without closing the door.
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    Winter starts in INDIA.? HAPPY WINTER .:
59. Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum..
    wah wah
    Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum…
    wah wah
    Aage kya hua? Hona kya tha, Rajnikant ne phoonk mari, Aur sukh gaye hum!!
60. Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
    Boy: Hasrat Tmhari
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    Girl: Dekhte Ho Kya?
    Boy: Surat Tmhari
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    Girl: Karte Ho Kya?
    Boy: Pooja Tmhari
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    Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
    Boy: Aisa He Sahi,
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    Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
    Boy: Mohabbat Tmhari
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    Girl: Pachtao Ge
    Boy: Kismat Hamari.
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    Girl: Married Hun Mai.
    Boy: Pehle Batati Manhoos Maari!:D :D ;)
61. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
    
    Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
    Banta Singh : Ok
    Interviewer : Made in India
    Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
    Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
    Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
    Interviewer : Maxi Mum
    Banta Singh : Mini Dad
    Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
    Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
    Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
    Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
    Interviewer : I say you get out!
    Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
    Interviewer : I reject you!
    Banta Singh : You appoint me
62. Best Math Jokes :--
    
    Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
    
    Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.
63. Funny Jokes :--
    
    Boy: Where Are You Going?
    Girl: For Suicide..
    Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
    Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper.......
64. Santa Banta Jokes :--
    
    Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
    Santa says... Drink quickly......
    Wife asks why...
    Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
65. Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news.
    Patient: Whats is it doc?
    Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live.
    Patient: Oh my God!
    Doctor: The worse news is that I was tried telling this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable. 
66. Santa - My wife died yesterday..
    I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
    what to do?
    Banta - No Problem.
    Just Imagine she Came Back. 
67. A Five year old boy was trying to write a letter
    
    Dad: What are you writing my son ??
    
    Son: Love letter to my girlfriend !!!
    
    Dad: Do you know how to write ??
    
    Son: No!!! So what...
    She also doesn't know how to read
    It's Love Dad you won't
    Understand.... :P
68. Son : Dad , What do I give my girlfriend as a gift ?
    
    Dad : How does she look ? O.o
    
    Son : She looks sweet,pretty,fun to be with and of course Lovely =D ♥
    
    Dad : Give her my number :p
69. Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.
    
    From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
    
    She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
    
    Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
    
    As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
    
    Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.
    Hope you said Hello to them.." :-D
70. A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
    The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
    The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
    "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
    The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
71. Boy : Would you like to be the sun of my Life ? 
    Girl : Awwww ... Yes ! 
    Boy : Then stay 9,995,887.6 Miles away from me
72. "Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said the boy.
    "Why not, son?"
    
    "Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."
    
    "But why don't you want to go today?"
    
    "Because our English teacher died yesterday!"
73. We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
    C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.
    
    at home, we have to "STUDY".
    S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.
    
    in class, we're given "HOMEWORK."
    H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
    
    while doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
    TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.....
74. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
    Rajni: ok..
    Nxt day…
    Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow???
75. Ek baar Police ne Rajnikant ko jurm karte dekh liya...
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    Bas uss din se kaanun andha ho gaya...!!! :P ;) Rofl!!
76. Once upon a time
    
    Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
    
    today that powder is known as
    
    "AMBUJA CEMENT"
77. Rajnikanth had once got 99/100 in English dictation in school because he's Unable to spell 'Fear' right.. COZ' He didn't know the word at all..
78. RajniKanth'S fAVOURITE dish_______
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    _____ KABAB 'ALIEN' Massalam _____
79. Rajnikanth Touched the __Tower Of PesA__
    Today it is Known to us as.....
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    ''' Leaning Tower Of Pesa ''' 
80. Once,
    During a Cricket Match India needed 24 Runs Of 4 Balls Sachin said tu Rajnikanth'' I can Make this..'' Rajni didn't allow him to do so. He Himself came on Strike.
    
    Then Rajni stopped the Coming Ball &
    Make 4 pieces of It and he shot all of them Out of Grond 
    and Hence India Won the MATCH..!!
81. Once Rajnikanth was playing CRICKET during monsoons...
    Guess what happen's
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    Rain cancelled due to MATCH... :D
82. RoNaldo can Kick a FootBall Over 50 Yards.
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    EVEN Further..!! ___MIND IT____ f
83. Rajnikanth thinking changing his name to.
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84. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, 
    because,
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    Rajanikanth..!!! ;) G'night..
85. And the Rajnikanth award goes to...
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    Oscar!!
86. Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he should share at least 1% of his knowledge with the world...
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    Thus google was born..
87. Once...
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88. How did Paul the psyco octopus die...
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    He was asked to predict the death of Rajnikanth..!
89. Once Rajni needed to have a medical checkup. The doctors used a seismograph located in California to record his pulse on the RICHTER SCALE. PS all seismographs nearer collapsed... f
90. Husband: “ Tum Meri Kis Cheez Se Sabse zyada Impress Ho..?”
    Life Style, Car, Bank Balance?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Biwi: “Tumhare romance Se, Tumhare Jesa romance pure Mohalle Mein Kisi Ko Nahi Aata..! f
91. Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha "
    Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd
    the?
    Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
    jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs.
    the.
    Pati : Ye kya?
    Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to
    1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi.
    Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200
    Rs. Kyun?
    Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye. ;) :D f
92. Mom to her Son - kya kar rahe ho ?
    
    Son - Padh raha hu..
    
    Mom - Excellent !!... Kya padh rahe ho?..
    
    Son - aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs!! :D f
93. Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.
    
    Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.
    
    Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.
    
    Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?
    
    Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.
94. Teacher:= Why did you laugh?
    Boy: I saw 1 strap of your bra.
    Teacher: Get out of the class for one
    week.
    2nd boy laughed.
    Teacher: Why did you laugh?
    Boy: I saw both straps.
    Teacher: Get out for one month.
    She bent down to take chalk, Boy
    started walking out !!!
    Teacher: Why are you going out!!!
    Boy:= What I just saw, I think my
    school days are over =P
95. PHODU JOKE!!!
    Lalu: "I love u"ka matlab kya hai?
    SONIA: Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
    LALU: lo kar lo baat.Angreji me ek sawal
    ka puch liya, Pagli fida ho gai hum
    pe..:-P:-D
96. Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.
    
    Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.
    
    Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.
    
    Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?
    
    Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.
97. Maths sir: wht is a 'Line'?
    Santa: A line is a dot, going 4 a walk!
    Sir: so wat r parallel lines.?
    Santa: A dot going walk wid his grlfrnd. :D g
98. Lady : Yar mere paise chori ho gye!! :(
    .
    2nd Lady : lekin tum to paise blouse me rakhti thi na ?
    .
    1st Lady : ha, par mujhe kya pata tha
    wo kamina, paise churane k liye hath daal rha h !!! g
99. Once Rajinikanth raced with time, time is still running. g
100. Teacher :What happened in 1809?
     Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
     Teacher :What happened in 1819?
     Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
101. A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
     The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Student g
102. After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
     
     He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
     tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
     
     "Battery is OK" g
103. isne saalon me sabb kuch badal gaya...
     .
     .
     nahi badla to sirf-
     .
     .
     .
     .
     M.D.H masalon ki advertisement wala BuDdAh... g
104. A man to Santa:
     Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
     Santa rushes home and came back within
     half an hour and slapped the man
     and said:
     "He's not my friend." g
105. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
     
     Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
     Banta Singh : Ok
     Interviewer : Made in India
     Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
     Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
     Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
     Interviewer : Maxi Mum
     Banta Singh : Mini Dad
     Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
     Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
     Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
     Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
     Interviewer : I say you get out!
     Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
     Interviewer : I reject you!
     Banta Singh : You appoint me 
106. A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari.
     .
     Policemen Arrives.
     .
     Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!
     .
     .
     Police Replied:- You’re Suchmaterialistic.
     You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left
     Arm Has Been Cut Off.
     .
     Man-: (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells.)
     OMG! My Rolex Watch! 
107. ‎1 Murghi Ne BAAZ se shaadi karli
     .
     .
     .
     Murgha: Hum mar gaye the kya
     .
     .
     .
     Murghi: Main to tumse hi shaadi karna
     chahti thi par Mom-Dad chahte the
     lardka Air-Force mai ho.[;)] g
108. Old but epic.. 
     Gabbar - Arre O Sambha, kitne aadmi the?
     .
     .
     .
     .
     . .
     .
     .
     .
     .
     ... . .
     .
     Sambha - Pata nahin sarkar, main to
     ladkiyan dekh raha tha.....:D g
109. Little kid :mom, y do u say dat my bro is an angel? 
     Mom :Coz he's so little n babies alwz luk lyk angls bt y u r askn? 
     Kid :coz I thrw hm out of the windw n he
     dint fly :$ :p g
110. Salesman:- Sir cockroach ke liye powder
     loge kya? 
     Santa:- Nahi,
     "Hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!"
     "Aaj powder laga denge to kal DEO mangega ;) 
     lolzzz :p g
111. Life of a Student:
     .
     PC hai net Nahi,
     .
     ATM Hai paise Nahi,
     . Cell Hai balance Nahi,
     .
     EXAM hai tension Nahi,
     .
     Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!,
     . Kal result hai, par darr to kisi k baap ka
     bbi nahi :D g
112. Golden Words By Hitler:
     If u cant fly, run
     if u cant run, walk
     if u cant walk, crawl
     but.. keep moving
     Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai? g
113. Pappu Pinko ko pasand
     karta hay,
     aur Pinki Pappu
     kbhai ko…
     Jab k Pappu k
     bhaiko
     Pinki ki behan achi
     lagti hai aur
     Pinki ki behan
     ko
     Pappu pasand karti hai. Halan-k Pappu pehle hi
     Pinkiko chahta hai….
     Ab jab-
     k Pinko ko Pappu acha
     nahin lagta aur
     Pappu ka
     bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi
     hay aur
     Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
     jab k Pinki ki behan ko
     Pappu ka bhai acha nahin
     lagta…
     To ye unka personal
     problem hay.
     Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho ? xP xD g
114. Girl:- Chalte- chalte yuhi ruk jati
     hun mai. Baithe-baithe kahi kho
     jati hun mai. Kya yahi pyar hai.
     Boy: Nahi re kamjori hai GLUCOSE
     pi warna mar jayegi.:-D:-P g
115. 'pathan: Express kitne baje ati hai?
     TT: 9 baje 
     pathan: Maal Gaadi?
     TT: 1 baje
     pathan: Local?
     TT: 12 baje
     TT: jana kahan hai?..pathan: Patri Cross kerni hai...';) :p g
116. World agar bina GIRLS ke ho jaye to kya hoga:
     Galiyan Sunsan,
     College Viraan,
     Duniya Pareshan,
     Tanha Insaan,
     ... Na Jaanu Na Jaan..
     Har Taraf Bus 
     
     "JAI HANUMAN" g
117. ‎4 dost beer p rhe the, ki Table pe rkha mobile baja...!!! 
     Boy-Hello
     GF-Janu I m in markt, kya me 50000 ka gold set le lu?
     Boy-ha janu le lo :) 
     GF-Silk suit b jo 5500 ki h?
     Boy-1 nahi, 2-4 lelo :)
     GF-Ok dear tumhara credt card mere pas hai, usi se le rhi hu.
     Boy- ha theek h.
     Sare dost: Tu pagal h ya tujhe chadh gai h,
     Ya tu hame btana chata k tu g.f ko kitna chahta he !!!
     Boy-Wo sab chhoro, pehle ye batao k ye
     MOBILE KISKA HAI !!!
     Har 1 frnd Kamina hota hai.>=) =)) 
118. Must Read :-):-)
     Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park
     mei roz milne jati
     Wo roz time par pohonchti, lekin
     ladka hamesha late ata
     Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nai
     hoti
     Ek din ladki park mei nahi
     pohonchi,
     Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya (>_
     _<)
     Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood
     cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din
     jiyegi:O
     Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucide
     karne buildng ke 100th floor par
     gaya
     Aur ladki k liye 1 letter chodda
     Usme likha tha"Tum mera
     hamesha wait karti thi or me roz
     late ata tha lekin aaj mai jaldi
     pohonch raha hu or tumara wait
     karunga :')
     ..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     ..
     Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha
     se ja raha tha
     Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha
     payega?
     Janne k liye
     Dekhiye SHAKTIMAAN Sunday 10
     baje DD1 par ..:P:P:-D:-D g
119. Ek Din Beti Apne Baap Se Boli Baiti:
     .
     .
     "Daddy, Main Maa Banne Wali Hu"
     .
     .
     .
     Baap: “ Besaram, Kya Keh Rahi Hai
     Tu? ”
     .
     .
     .
     Beti: “Papa Aap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha Jab
     Tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati tab tak Aap
     muje
     ‘Activa’ Nahi Dilaoge:D.. g
120. Boy : Why Don't u had a boyfriend yet ?
     .
     .
     Girl : Am not allowed to have boyfriend , Why don't u have girlfriend ..?
     .
     .
     Boy : Coz ur not allowed to have
     boyfriend yet ...! :) ♥ [ ISE KHETE HAI FLIRT... KUCH SIKHO BOYZ
     IS LADKE SE ]....:D g
121. Ek Bhikhari: Arey yaar !
     Koi meri CYCLE chura le gaya aur apni
     BIKE yahan rakh gaya
     
     Dusra Bhikhari : Abe tu to Luut gaya
     yaar !
     Ye to PETROL se chalti hai. g
122. Santa: The weather has not been too bad this week.
     Banta: But it's so wet all over.
     Santa: Yeah, bcoz it only rained twice. 1st time for 3 days and 2nd time for 4 days. g
123. C.C.D ke form nikle h agar aply krna hai to 25 june last date hai,Form le lena.
     salry 29000 h.
     
     
     
     C.C.D means Chppl Chor Department..